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Sickly Dodger
and the
City of Assassins

Being an assassin is no stroll in the park. Which is why Sickly Dodger, recent attendee of the Dalton College for Men in Black, has decided to hang up his cloak and dagger and walk toy poodles for rich old ladies.

Unfortunately for him, assassination is a job for life. When a mysterious letter arrives on his breakfast table, he must decide whether to buy some new body armor and solve a murder case the City Watch have given up on, or put his tail between his legs and bark up a different tree. To make matters worse, Sickly must confront a plot that threatens himself, his friends, and the city of Hambridge armed only with a blank expression, a red notebook, and a homicidal guard dog named Crowbar.

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From Sickly Dodger and the City of Assassins . . .


"The jimmied window slid upwards as delicately as a surgeon making the first incision. Gloved hands reached through, pulling a lithe figure forward into the darkened bedroom. Two booted feet sank into the shag rug as softly as snowflakes landing on a feather. They crossed the room, pausing only as their owner unhooked a razor thin wire tied to an alarm bell.

The intruder arrived at the moon-limned bed where a man lay, wrapped in blankets of wool and sleep. A smoky grey blade flourished into view over the dreamer's neck. With this barest of noises, the would-be victim turned over, brow furrowed.

The world held its breath. A snore escaped the target's lips. Above, the knife hovered.

Sickly Dodger paused a moment, shifted the angle of the knife, and made an experimental swing through the air, rather like a golfer readying a drive from the first tee. He frowned, examining the blade for an invisible speck of dust. He adjusted again, and took a second practice swipe. He closed his eyes, raised the knife and . . . stopped.

He stared down at the peaceful face of a middle-aged man, sighed, and sheathed the knife. His father would not have hesitated, he knew. The proctors from the Assassins’ Guild grading his performance tonight would not be pleased. An assassin who couldn't kill was no assassin at all.

He ran a hand through his tousled black hair. "Shite. It's your lucky day, mate," he whispered, at last. His stomach back-flipped. He had always known deep down that he didn't have it in him.

The hairs on the back of Sickly's neck bowed under a slight change in air pressure. He turned just in time to see someone else dart through the window. . ."

Reviews for Sickly Dodger and the City of Assassins


"Mooresmith's writing is an homage to Terry Pratchett's Disc World and establishes his own wry humor and poignant narrative style. "

--Elizabeth R. Alix author of the Maple Hill Chronicles


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